How did this happen? prize for the nearest theory!

[Stephen Blair]

Leg of the botex squished it

[TreeTomass]

tighten the chain too much?

[geoff]

tighten the chain too much?

 

[THE88MAN]

If we put all the answers together it would be warmish! I'm dying to disclose my unprofessionalism today so will confess and announce winner/funniest around bedtime.I think rovers currently in the lead with uri geller!

[Sam Thompson]

Sit on it?

[WoodED]

u got bored?

[showoffsummer]

If we put all the answers together it would be warmish! I'm dying to disclose my unprofessionalism today so will confess and announce winner/funniest around bedtime.I think rovers currently in the lead with uri geller!

 

whens your bedtime? its my bedtime now, but I wont be able to sleep if I don't find out I wont be able to sleep!

 

tell tell tell!!!

[David Goss]

Thinnings you say hmmm....

Ok new guess is you didnt do a gob and just went for the back cut, but the tree slid off the stump and took the tip of your bar to the ground with it?

[Dilz]

saw got jammed, tied saw to rope to truck, the tree snapped and at on it in, you backed the truck up to take the tension off the rope, at which point the saw was spat out run over, and then sat on by the groundy who at this point was pissing himself laughing so you bashed him on the head with, Got home stuck the saw in the vice to sharpen it, then forgot about it and backed the chipper against it and threw it at the wall in disgust. the end

[THE88MAN]

Thinnings you say hmmm....

Ok new guess is you didnt do a gob and just went for the back cut, but the tree slid off the stump and took the tip of your bar to the ground with it?

 

not that unprofessional!!!