I kid you not!!!!

[THE88MAN]

its mostly caused by pure jealousy,sad but its the truth.i usually find knocking on neighbours door first thing,explaining about imminent noise,dust,parking etc usually sets them straight from the off,and can also bring in a few "keep up with the jones's" jobs

[Robert_S]

About seven/eight months ago i was re-pollarding some gnarly, orrible ash. Real pain of a job, when a chap comes round from next door saying his boss wants a word. Turns out to be Des "permatan" o'conner who starts spitting feathers about saw dust on his crappy conservatory. Couldn't help but smile at the guy as he was doing his nut. All i ws thinking was "he,he, its him off the telly!"

 

 

is he as shiny in real life?? he looks like hes been lacquered with two pack paint on the telly.

[A_lopa]

There's some strange people,just assholes worlds full of them:thumbdown:

 

Had a gay couple (male)tell me they would sue me for pulling a vehicle onto the council land in front of there house,i would have laughed it off but they were both lawyers and ones dad is a judge:thumbdown:

[DrewB]

its mostly caused by pure jealousy,sad but its the truth.i usually find knocking on neighbours door first thing,explaining about imminent noise,dust,parking etc usually sets them straight from the off,and can also bring in a few "keep up with the jones's" jobs

 

a mate of mine used to stick flyers in peoples letterboxes apologising for the noise and dust madeby the works operations that day. he got heaps of work through those things.......

[Tom D]

We pruned a line of limes once on a sheltered housing complex. It was a breezy day and the sawdust blew around a bit. One old bag got upset about the dust on her car despite the fact that we had all the cars moved away from the trees first thing and that I had blown the dust off twice over the course of the day. She went round all the other flats telling everyone and suddenly we had a sort of zimmer riot, they just had nothing better to do.

 

Still if all you do all day is watch repeats of Quincey and cash in the attic what can you expect. When i get like that its time for the humane killer.

[Ian150482]

. She went round all the other flats telling everyone and suddenly we had a sort of zimmer riot, they just had nothing better to do.

 

[Frank]

I think you should learn how to control your sawdust haha, saw a young lad mixing cement right next to a fairly new BMW 5series the other day, bucket of water went in, Grey sloppy gloop splashed out and you can only imagine where it went apart from all over the "labourer". was like a scene from youve been framed, cheered me right up that day. in fact it made my week.

[Topcat]

went to a regular customer (hedges).Did the job and got me new blower out..yipee all the bits under the hedge etc. Cow from next door goes ape. Turns out the customers husband had recently been cremated and guess where his ashes were. Well they were now under the hedge on the hedge,in the pond, bit on the neighbours car. OH sugar..the customer comes home thinks it's hilarious..John loved to be in the garden now he's in it, on it all over it.

[Patchwork]

im on the team that works the local council contract, so i can be as rude as i like to the muggy nosy bstards that hassle us on the street.

[cerneARB]

:lol:

PMSL..sorry but that is funny..sad but funny!

 

went to a regular customer (hedges).Did the job and got me new blower out..yipee all the bits under the hedge etc. Cow from next door goes ape. Turns out the customers husband had recently been cremated and guess where his ashes were. Well they were now under the hedge on the hedge,in the pond, bit on the neighbours car. OH sugar..the customer comes home thinks it's hilarious..John loved to be in the garden now he's in it, on it all over it.