Common sense

[volvo]

:thumbdown:London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

 

'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who

has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,

since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the

worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

 

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more

than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in

charge).

 

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but

overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy

charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended

from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for

reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

 

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the

job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly

children.

 

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental

consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplast to a student; but

could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to

have an abortion.

 

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became

contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better

treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you

couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar

could sue you for assault.

 

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to

realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in

her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

 

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his

wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He

is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now,

Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

 

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If

you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do

nothing.'

[stoxs]

R.I.P Common Sense

 

I feel i knew him well and would love to keep his name ticking on in a world when he is often forgotten.

 

Another reason dear old common sense has passed on is his great uncle GREED! has took over and trying to dominate the world!

[Andy Collins]

Sad but true....... gone are the days when we learned by our mistakes, now we have to fill out endless risk assessments, taking the common sense from the individual. We all have to wear Hi-Viz jackets so we dont blend in with the background, tho everyone else also wears them, so we dont stand out any more. Countless road signs telling us not to do this and to do that, so many we now ignore them. RIP Common Sense.

[Mr Ed]

Common sense is not that common anymore.

[Pete Mctree]

Some people appear to be uncommonly sensible- the rest of them sheep!

[THE88MAN]

the irony is with more and more rules,hi-viz,h&s,insurances,pli,eli,etc etc the price we need to charge for work has probably doubled in what,10 years? i wish the profit had