Simple home remedies that really do work.

[tommer9]

These really work!!

Amazing simple home remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily thought:

Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs

[slack ma girdle]

[Frank]

Heard these before but still good to read. Nice one Tommer

[Dave D]

good one

[tommer9]

Heard these before but still good to read. Nice one Tommer

 

Yeah its done the rounds a few times.

Another old fave is the advice i saw in Viz magazine once, for parents of babies....

"If your baby or toddler is choking on an ice-cube, pour boiling water down its throat immediately to solve the problem...."

[Nick B]

That's made me Smile, nice one Tommer.

[sawmonkey]

excellent stuff:thumbup:

[Ian C]

hahaha top man Tom:thumbup1: