You know your a Tree Surgeon when...

[Paul Smith]

When you get a builders band line out to cut the privets straight

 

Thought about using a line but how do you get a TIP 10 feet from the floor?

[Dean Lofthouse]

Thought about using a line but how do you get a TIP 10 feet from the floor?

 

Use one of the rotary laser levels and cut them at night

[Peter]

I once had to use a laser level to reduce the height of a privet hedge for an engineer

 

Come on Dean, be honest, that was your hedge wasnt it?!

[Dean Lofthouse]

Come on Dean, be honest, that was your hedge wasnt it?!

 

Seriously, it was difficult to keep a straight face, this guy was obviously used to working to the thou.

 

I must admit though, my hedge is quite well trimmed and it's that dense on top the dogs can walk along it without their paws going through.

[Ross Winchester]

when you go to the doctors drop your trousers and leave a pile of sawdust on the floor.

[Big dog]

I once had to use a laser level to reduce the height of a privet hedge for an engineer

 

I once saw an old boy doing his privet hedge with a spirit level.

[kipperfeet]

When you go into tesco on the way to the job cause you've forgot your lunch and come out with a 2 litre bottle of water and a tray of flap jacks!

 

When you go to the pub with fellow workers and say "no shop talk" and three pints later you are talking about how the strong wind helped the pop tops fly over the fence so elagently!

 

Good thread, wet myself a few times reading what is so true!!

[THE88MAN]

:sad:when you don't earn tuppence because its rained all bloody day long......again

[treediver]

when you carry a picture of your favorite chainsaw in your wallet :scared1:

[Arborlord]

When you hit a lump of metal with ya 066 and get the lad to sharpen it haha.