FOR SALE! 1 careful owner the Royal Navy

[Gnarlyoak]

Just what you always wanted your opportunity to become the proud owner of your verry own "Aircraft Carrier" !

 

I present to you HMS Invincible. All you need is roughly about £5m and an engine! Also avaiable on the same website is 1 Jump Jet Harrier and 30 Gazelle helicopters! Plus if you wait a few months you could probably also purchase HMS Ark Royal, promote yourself to admiral and invade the Isle of White!

 

 

Sale by Tender - HMS Invincible

HMS Invincible is for sale by tender. Laid down in 1973 at Vickers Shipbuilding, Barrow-in-Furness, she was completed in 1980. She is currently stable for tow, subject to buyer confirmation.

Displacement - Current 17000 Tonnes

Estimated metal weight - 10000 Tonnes

Estimated metal % - 95% mild steel

Length - OA 210m, W/L 193m

Draught - Fwd 5.2m, Mid 5.8m, Aft 5.8m

Beam - Extreme 35m, Ex-walkways 32m, W/L 27.53m

Height - 46m (estimated at current draught

Engines - Removed

Generators and Pumps - Generally unserviceable or not working

For fuller information, please see the General Particulars.

Manufacturer: Vickers Shipbuilding

 

Disposal Services Authority

Edited December 5, 2010 by Gnarlyoak

[armchairarborist]

could make a sweet go-cart track on that bad boy:thumbup:

[Mike Hill]

Get alot of Birch into that so you would.

[Tom2020]

New log shed there

 

Im keeping my eye on the Ark royal Don't wanner get giddy and buy this as well Ill have the mrs on my back

[josharb87]

Get alot of Birch into that so you would.

 

make a great whaling ship too . . nice big harpoon on the front . . . bet you could fit a few whales on deck.

[Mike Hill]

make a great whaling ship too . . nice big harpoon on the front . . . bet you could fit a few whales on deck.

 

We would drag them in from the Side Josh.We would only put them on deck once it was full.I would expect great results from HMS Sea Beef,Whales are pretty stupid and I doubt they would catch on to being chased by 1million tons.

[Steve Bullman]

i've been looking for an arbtalk promo booth for the shows

[josharb87]

We would drag them in from the Side Josh.We would only put them on deck once it was full.I would expect great results from HMS Sea Beef,Whales are pretty stupid and I doubt they would catch on to being chased by 1million tons.

 

Ah good plan regarding dragging them along side, keep the blood off the deck:thumbup1: do you reckon if we got a mother, the calves would be dumb enough to follow their mother into port?

[Mike Hill]

Ah good plan regarding dragging them along side, keep the blood off the deck:thumbup1: do you reckon if we got a mother, the calves would be dumb enough to follow their mother into port?

 

Sure! We could record the sounds of her feeding the young and play it on a loop.I am not sure about any Harbours,my idea was to have a Meat Plant in it and have the Japanese and Norwegians pull up along side to buy.

 

Cut out the Middlemen.

[josharb87]

Sure! We could record the sounds of her feeding the young and play it on a loop.I am not sure about any Harbours,my idea was to have a Meat Plant in it and have the Japanese and Norwegians pull up along side to buy.

 

Cut out the Middlemen.

 

of course! i have so much to learn, we must have some morals though . . . it would be mean to sepperate a family, so we must make sure the whole clan is wiped out . . even if it means wasting a whale if capacity is reached

 

keep green peace happy