Is this bad news?

[Sam Thompson]

Ten years ago a crack fungi hunter was sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the arboriculture underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The Hamadryad.

 

 

DUM DE-DUM DUM, DUM DUM DUM, DUM-DE-DUM DUM DUM DUM, DUM DE DUM-DUM DUM.

 

[chris cnc]

Ten years ago a crack fungi hunter was sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the arboriculture underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The Hamadryad.

 

 

DUM DE-DUM DUM, DUM DUM DUM, DUM-DE-DUM DUM DUM DUM, DUM DE DUM-DUM DUM.

 

 

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHhaahhaah

[Treegeek]

Ten years ago a crack fungi hunter was sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the arboriculture underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The Hamadryad.

 

 

DUM DE-DUM DUM, DUM DUM DUM, DUM-DE-DUM DUM DUM DUM, DUM DE DUM-DUM DUM.

 

 

lol i just laughed out some yellow giggle juice need some clean pants now

[chris cnc]

some say he fruits only once every three years

[RobArb]

some say he drinks amanita muscaria with a straw and feeds off dead lignin cells, but all we know is, he's called the hama!

[chris cnc]

Hamadryad is a pathogenic and saprophytic wood decay detector, found near broadleaved trees including beech,lime, maple and horse chestnut. He observes soft rot and decays in the stem base and/or roots. His fruiting bodies persist all year and their appearance is that of a coin sized asphalt spattering of domed lumpy crusts, brittle like charcoal, usually between the root buttresses. New hamadryads formed in the spring are flat and whitish grey.

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

lol, what you lot like eah!

[Sam Thompson]

Some say...

 

He speaks only horticultural latin, and all his posts are translated by an angry gerbil before being released into the world of Arbtalk.

[chris cnc]

lol, what you lot like eah!

 

just kiddin

[Justme]

Thanks I will look all that up to see if its bad news.