WORLD CUP humour

[slasherscot]

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine

early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her

domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their

lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw

that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White

began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had

somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me?

Hello!'

 

 

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing

hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is

anyone down there?'

 

 

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she

heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,

singing;

“ ENGLAND FOR THE WORLD CUP”

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed,

'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Oxo are making a new cube, it will be wrapped in white with a red cross and will be called the laughing stock !

[Tom2020]

Oxo are making a new cube, it will be wrapped in white with a red cross and will be called the laughing stock !

 

 

You got my mobile number i got a text message saying this about 2days ago

[THE88MAN]

emile heskey has hit the net with every shot in training this week.thats right,he's bad at tennis too

Edited June 23, 2010 by Amelanchier
sw**ring in puchline - saved from deletion by its comedy value

[Samuel]

i really like that and had to laugh at it

[Lorry thompson]

I got a one made me laugh today a bit for on here though ha

[Johny Walker]

the england team

[Able Fella]

Green has been training today and after many shots fired at him not a single goal was scored, tomorrow Heskey and Green will join the rest of the England squad!

 

Bloke goes into a brothel and says, how much for total humiliation? the Madam tells him £37.50, What do I get for that he asks, she replys, an England shirt!