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I was walking my 6 months old pup the other day.  Sometimes when she sees someone or something she just stops like that.  She also does it quite a bit in the heat these last few weeks.

 

At the weekend I took her for a walk in the morning, nice and cool in the woods and we were out for about an hour.  One the way back we pass along the coast and a few swimming places.  So she is tired from the heat and walk and then spots two women swimming in the sea.  SO she sits down to watch.

 

It was at that point I noticed that the two women were butt naked, skinny dipping.  My dog just didn't want to leave and the ladies were laughing but at the same time wanted to get out as the water isn't quite up to decent temps yet.

 

I ended up having to pretty much drag her away so as not to look like too much of a pervert. ;)

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I was walking my 6 months old pup the other day.  Sometime when she sees someone or something she just stops like that.  She also does it quite a bit in the heat these last few weeks.

 

At the weekend I took her for a walk in the morning, nice and cool in the woods and we out for about an hour.  One the way back we pass along the coast and a few swimming places.  SO she is tired from the heat and walk and then spots two women swimming in the sea.  SO she sits down to watch.

 

It was at that point I noticed that the two women were but naked, skinny dipping.  My dog just didn't want to leave and the ladies were laughing but at the same time wanted to get out as the water isn't quite up to decent temps yet.

 

I ended up having to pretty much drag her away so as not to look like too much of a pervert. ;)

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