Jokes???

[Logdaft]

[eggsarascal]

3 hours ago, Logdaft said:

@kevinjohnsonmbe did ya say a dozen, duck?

[Stubby]

34 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

@kevinjohnsonmbe did ya say a dozen, duck?

Yes so that will be 4Shillings  and thrupense 'apney  .

Edited August 6, 2022 by Stubby

[GarethM]

Mavis that troll at number 32 has been saying horrible things about my net curtains.

[eggsarascal]

28 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Yes so that will be 4Shillings  and thrupense 'apney  .

On the right line, eggs were sold at a penny each or a dozen for a shilling, 12 pennies. But what would be sold out of the front window of a terraced house by the dozen?

[Stubby]

12 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

On the right line, eggs were sold at a penny each or a dozen for a shilling, 12 pennies. But what would be sold out of the front window of a terraced house by the dozen?

Jonnys ? 😃

[Woodworks]

A naan bed and two pilau cases 

Edited August 7, 2022 by Woodworks

[GarethM]

It wouldn't be Johnny's, as pre durex they were mostly of the reusable kind. And no I don't mean turn inside out and pass it around!.

Edited August 7, 2022 by GarethM

[Doug Tait]

3 hours ago, Woodworks said:

A naan bed and two pilau cases 

Really want a chicken bhuna now

[Big J]

Typo or serious threat?