Jokes???

[Ratman]

[Ratman]

[Ratman]

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."

[andy cobb]

They said I would never be able to do poetry because I'm dyslexic.

 

ive proved them wrong though....

live made 3 mugs and a vase this week

[Mark J]

What did the potter say to the venture capitalist?

 

We're going to make a kiln.

[eggsarascal]

10 minutes ago, Mark J said:

What did the potter say to the venture capitalist?

 

We're going to make a kiln.

Coming from Stoke-on-Trent.?

[westphalian]

[eggsarascal]

[westphalian]

[westphalian]