Jokes???

[Woodworks]

Maybe I am getting old but the "humour" on here seems to be getting very course. Seems a shame 

[westphalian]

Are you older than Stubby?

 

[Woodworks]

2 minutes ago, westphalian said:

Are you older than Stubby?

Is that possible?

[westphalian]

I blame the bloody administrators on here. Far too lenient (or dirty minded)

You wouldn’t get away with posting such filth on my hunting forum (which is why I come here)

[westphalian]

Nobody on here wants to upset anyone. The introduction of this joke on YouTube has a good take on how a joke can be taken

[nepia]

Never heard of the man but he does tell a joke very well.

[Mark J]

@westphalianThere were two windturbines in a field. One asked the other 'Hey mate, what kind of tunes are you into?'

He replied 'I'm a heavy metal fan'.

[Mark J]

A gadge with a black eye sits down at an airport bar and gets himself a pint. When he looks round he sees that the guy next to him also has a black eye. After a cursory nod, he asks him how he got the black eye.

Bloke says: 'Slip of the tongue.'

Gadge says: 'Aye, mine was from a slip of the tongue too, what's the story?'

Bloke: 'Well I wanted two tickets to Pittsburgh but the lass on the counter was canny well endowed and I accidentally asked for "Two pickets for Tittsburgh", hence the eye. What about you?'

Gadge: 'I'd just sat down for breakfast with the missus, I meant to say "could you pass the toast?", instead I said "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life".

 

 

[westphalian]

Literally now have a damp patch in my y fronts with laughing so hard

[Big J]

Interestingly, I don't find that funny at all. Just crass really.