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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Little lad was mad about tractors - he had toy tractors, tractor wall paper, tractor duvet set, the lot. As he got older he built up his collection more and more and more. 

Then one day when he was in his teens he discovered girls and decided it would probably be best if all the tractor stuff went, and he never spoke of it again. 

Anyway, he takes a girl to a pub, and because the joke is very old the pub was full of smoke. The girl says to him that she'll do anything he wants if he could just make it a bit less smokey.

So with one big breath, that was it, the smoke in the pub was gone, the air was suddenly clean as anything. The girl says that was amazing, lad says not really, I'm an ex-tractor fan.....
 
 

 

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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC,
PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYING IN RECENT YEARS.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.


It means 75% are running around untreated.

 

 

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I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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