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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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There is a new form of Ecstacy that has recently come out. Apparently it was developed by a cartel's lab in Sheffield. The difference is that you don't swallow it, but place it just inside your mouth holding it against your cheek.

 

It is said to give a faster absorption rate and higher blood levels with an "enhanced effect".

 

 

It is also know as eeh by gum.

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If we are going down the Yorkshireman route I'll post this one again.

 

A Yorkshireman's Whippet died. He decided to have a gold statue of it made as a tribute. So he says to the jeweller "eh up lad, can tha mek us a gold statue o' me Whippet?" "Certainly sir" says the jeweller, "would you like it eighteen carrat"? "Nay lad" says the Yorkshireman, "Gnawing on a bone will be fine".

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