Jokes???

[SamanthaSunny]

[SamanthaSunny]

[Logdaft]

17 hours ago, the village idiot said:

You owe us all a very sincere apology young man! ?

Ok ok, It was really bad ... sorry!? 

[Logdaft]

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?”
“We use it when we make love,” she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.”

[Logdaft]

[Logdaft]

The most efficient engine in the world.

It can be started with one finger, it's self lubricating, and takes any size piston. It automatically changes its own oil every 4 weeks.

Its just a pity the engine management system is so temperamental!

Edited November 14, 2020 by Logdaft

[Treerover]

[Khriss]

Sort of not funny that, as the poor guy had a terrible time, something  like Jo Merrics condition, think Cher made a film with him,  Face or something.  K

[rapalaman]

Mask I think?

[lux]

Coincidentally I’m working next door to the real Mick hucknalls house in a couple of weeks.