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7 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

Couldn't do this job without them.

 

Can't get to the top of a stepladder when I'm straight but a spoonful of running shoes in my morning coffee, I can climb anything, SuperArbman.

Likewise, there's no way I'd take an overloaded timber trailer back to base without a few toots first, as long as you 'look' relaxed when the feds check you out it means you're legal.

And when the 3.5t trailer has 6t chip in it wallowing side to side, being marginally drunk means you sway enough to counteract it, you're bulletproof safe that way.

 

At the weekend though you really have to kick the arse out of it to forget all the sore bits.

 

It's actually a fact that the government wouldn't allow anyone to do tree work until mind altering substances were available.

Is that right?

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13 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

Couldn't do this job without them.

 

Can't get to the top of a stepladder when I'm straight but a spoonful of running shoes in my morning coffee, I can climb anything, SuperArbman.

Likewise, there's no way I'd take an overloaded timber trailer back to base without a few toots first, as long as you 'look' relaxed when the feds check you out it means you're legal.

And when the 3.5t trailer has 6t chip in it wallowing side to side, being marginally drunk means you sway enough to counteract it, you're bulletproof safe that way.

 

At the weekend though you really have to kick the arse out of it to forget all the sore bits.

 

It's actually a fact that the government wouldn't allow anyone to do tree work until mind altering substances were available.

You’re hired 

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1 hour ago, Doug Tait said:

Couldn't do this job without them.

 

Can't get to the top of a stepladder when I'm straight but a spoonful of running shoes in my morning coffee, I can climb anything, SuperArbman.

Likewise, there's no way I'd take an overloaded timber trailer back to base without a few toots first, as long as you 'look' relaxed when the feds check you out it means you're legal.

And when the 3.5t trailer has 6t chip in it wallowing side to side, being marginally drunk means you sway enough to counteract it, you're bulletproof safe that way.

 

At the weekend though you really have to kick the arse out of it to forget all the sore bits.

 

It's actually a fact that the government wouldn't allow anyone to do tree work until mind altering substances were available.

This actually made me laugh 😂😂😂 

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