I love ivy

[dumper]

Please feel free to comment on my problem

 

 

 

 

 

[Doug Tait]

How long since you met her?

[dumper]

I think about 53 years 6 months. 

[Haironyourchest]

[roboted]

I think perhaps therapy may be in order old chap.

[dumper]

Now I’m sure ivy is the plant of my dreams would anyone like to join a club to appreciate ivy (well the young lady in Haironyourchests picture)

[Conor Wright]

1 hour ago, dumper said:

Now I’m sure ivy is the plant of my dreams would anyone like to join a club to appreciate ivy (well the young lady in Haironyourchests picture)

Don't be fooled, she's out of control, been all over the country gettin up on everything so she has.

Looks nice from a distance but up close she's dirty and smelly and any encounter with her will make you want to take a long shower after, followed by a stiff drink, red eyes and a bad itch.