Tip Of The Day

[TREELINE]

wear your chinstrap. i never did - now i always do...

[Andy Collins]

ALWAYS wear gloves when handling winch cables....those spikes in the cable really dig into the skin

[Theocus]

Always seriously tighten then check the chipper shoot before driving off into the distance! Or else some nice old lady will tell you that you have left something behind on the road!!!!! Broken and bent!!! b@ll@cks!

[yorkshire pudding]

Never believe the new lad(18 and his first job)when he replies that the jockey wheel is definatley up and tightened.

Because when you get a whiff of that burning rubber smell and hear that strange noise above the radio you'll know why.........

[Simon Valente]

Don't land it on the Landy!

 

Also... Don't concuss the customer.

 

SV

[Dean Lofthouse]

Always add a 10% annoying neighbour tax to your quote.

 

"Excuse me, eerrmmm excuse me, can you just take off that branch as well, it touches my shed roof"

 

But we aren't here to do that madam.

 

"Ho, he wont mind if you just take the one branch off"

 

But I will madam, it would be me that stands the cost, I don't work for nothing

[Mick Stockbridge]

A tip for Theocus. Please change youre avatar. It makes me forget all about the thread.

[Dean Lofthouse]

A tip for Theocus. Please change youre avatar. It makes me forget all about the thread.

 

no no no, don't change it, blow it up bigger, can't see it properly

[Mick Stockbridge]

no no no, don't change it, blow it up bigger, can't see it properly

 

You feckin letch, youre worse than me. I wonder if that,s his groundie. I.d like to think so.

[Dean Lofthouse]

She can come and work for me anytime and I'll pay double, the only stipulation is she has to dress like that.