Come on, own up, who is it????

[Frank]

So are we any closer to the truth?

[Samuel]

it is not the stig. but his arbourist cousin

[RPA]

Reckon it is Steve, his avatar shows the moment he revealed his true identity to his daughter

[chainsawdom]

I saw him at the East of England and can account for seeing both Alex, Steve and the Platten lads when he was climbing haven't got a clue who he is but he was good. Were do you get White Stretch Airs? I heard a rumour that the Twig was going to take on The Stig and climb around a tree canopy faster than the Stig could drive the Top Gear course in a transit towing a chipper LOL. Would love to see that. Anyway a few Clarkson esq quotes for you all.

 

 

"He is said to survive on woodland fungi and leaves and that on a warm summers day he is followed by a small cloud of aphids we just know him as THE TWIG"

 

"They say in the spring you can see him turning green and that if he stands too long in one place he will probably root to the ground we just know him as THE TWIG"

 

"He has been known to quake in fear at the sound of a chainsaw and that every year he uses as much carbon as a small South American rain forest we just know him as The TWIG "

 

"At the sight of small boys with conkers he is said to visibly shake we just know him as THE TWIG"

 

well that pic defenitely eliminate alex.

[penfold]

he was at jonesies show and when i saw him he was just coming from the direction of the arbjobs stand and i heard the name nick potts thrown about near the fire by Mr Bullman and Mr Collins

[plippy]

he was at jonesies show and when i saw him he was just coming from the direction of the arbjobs stand and i heard the name nick potts thrown about near the fire by Mr Bullman and Mr Collins

 

i was just gona say andy collins as the twig but then i saw his name mentioned by penfold

[Frank]

All these years Andy Collins has been very vocally declaring himself as a grounds only man, could it be he was secretly harbouring the worlds first ultimate climbing machine.

 

No.