Wife has Sussed me out

[Billhook]

Stupidly left "Norwegian Wood" book lying around and my wife read out page 116 to me where it describes from a woman's point of view the type of man she is with by the way in which he stores wood.

For instance  "Upright and solid pile = Upright and solid man"

Then she found" Everything in a pile on the ground =  Ignorance, decadence, laziness, drunkenness,  possibly all of these.

But I pointed out another line "A Lot of wood    =  A man of foresight, loyal"

But she said "It is not much good having a lot of wood in a pile on the ground"

I was lost for words

[Billhook]

13 hours ago, Chessa said:

Assuming that Love is already “as read”; you can’t beat loyalty, in my book...

...whatever shape it is stored in.

 

She has indeed been very loyal in spite of my ignorance, decadence, laziness and drunkenness!

 

There is a much bigger heap around the corner!

[silky fox]

Great to see the Arbortrolley in good use Billhook[emoji106][emoji269]

[Billhook]

18 hours ago, silky fox said:

Great to see the Arbortrolley in good use Billhook

I think that is referring to the "Lazy" part of my character!  Difficult to steer in drunkenness though, which is pretty ignorant!

Edited April 29, 2018 by Billhook
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[Alycidon]

That is one excellent book,   the last line in the wood pile section for ladies selecting a husband was from memory    No Log Pile = No Husband !!.

 

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[westphalian]

My wife found my copy of Penthouse so she also knows what kind of man she married

[Billhook]

On 02/05/2018 at 15:21, westphalian said:

My wife found my copy of Penthouse so she also knows what kind of man she married

Good  work practice to keep abreast of any situation that may arise!