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Have just answered your visitor message! Porting sort of gets under your skin, it isn't for all but most really love the pickup and extra power you get with a ported saw - always makes you smile:thumbup:

 

Including your neighbours ?

 

:biggrin:

 

 

N

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The biggest pitfall of ported saws is the extra female attention.

 

Spud ported a couple of mine. Since then I've contracted 4 different STDs (2 of them were AIDS) and my girlfriend left me.

 

I'll be sending another couple of saws to him soon.

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Including your neighbours ?

 

:biggrin:

 

 

N

 

I have a good relationship with my neighbours, I have sold three of them chainsaws, blowers and long reach trimmers....just harmony here:thumbup:

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I have a good relationship with my neighbours, I have sold three of them chainsaws, blowers and long reach trimmers....just harmony here:thumbup:

 

Nice one Spud, they must be connisseurs of highly tuned 2 stroke machinery.

 

N

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The biggest pitfall of ported saws is the extra female attention.

 

Spud ported a couple of mine. Since then I've contracted 4 different STDs (2 of them were AIDS) and my girlfriend left me.

 

I'll be sending another couple of saws to him soon.

 

Was she pre op :biggrin:

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