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[felixthelogchopper]

You can!

 

But you need a big chipper or know someone who keeps pigs, just to hide the evidence.

 

With regards to the woodchipper, freeze first and chip into running water/ tidal area. As for the pigs, you will still have the teeth to get rid of.

[Haironyourchest]

Funny I was just looking at my containers yesterday. Looks like the doors can be unbolted from the outside! Hiddenin plain view would be my attitude - have the non-essential/cheap gear in a ruthlessly locked container, chains, signs, threats all over it etc, and keep the good stuff in a different box disguised as a wood pile or something.

 

You could acquire or build a smaller metal container, affix 4 - 6 inch thick log rounds to the walls, and then cover the ends and top with logs, so it just looks like a forestry stack of cheap poles. Could even have a flap door with logs bolted on, would be a bit heavy, but Im sure something could be contrived...

Edited December 5, 2016 by Haironyourchest

[Gary Prentice]

With regards to the woodchipper, freeze first and chip into running water/ tidal area. As for the pigs, you will still have the teeth to get rid of.

 

Can anyone recommend the best pliers for pulling teeth?

[Dorset Treeman]

BLOOD

That's what the police want, they're not interested in coming out unless there's blood, preferably the b*****ds that nicked the stuff.

So my advice would be to fit razor blades around the locks

 

 

When I got robbed 18 months ago there were traces of blood at the scene due to glass that had been broken. I was told by the forensics that came out the the sample of blood they took probably wouldn't be tested due to the cost and the fact that even if they found a match, it only puts that person at the scene, but it doesn't actually prove they stole anything. Ridiculous.

[felixthelogchopper]

Can anyone recommend the best pliers for pulling teeth?

 

This bloke might be able to help.