Stool master

You're ex took some crap when she moved out.... spare wheel, 25 litre drums, ropes.... Who really knows how a woman's mind works?

Have you tried copper slip on both sides of the pads........

Hotel Schindler, Svitavy, Czech Republic. Got back to the hotel and put the TV on and saw the plane going into the tower, didn't realise straight away that it was the twin towers, thought it was the same plane from different angles.

Although I like pie this is way above my pay grade 😕

This twit, goes by the name of Yogi, escaped from the sewage works in Ambleside a couple of weeks ago. I've been letting him run loose, as I thought it was a secure compound, for the last 12 months or so. But he must have found a hole in the fence and took the opportunity to go and play with other dogs in the park. Not a care in the world, he didn't even look guilty when I tracked him down, his playmate for the afternoon was Spaniel.😖

We're going to need a bigger boat.....

Crap, submitted my answer too late 😖 Should have read all replies first

978Kg. Mackerel's fine for me, but with sweet chilli sauce if possible. Probably over estimated there, I'm always disappointed with the amount of wood I actually have, if you know what I mean.

It's you and Johnsond😁

They've even got an exhaust to let the fumes out, no more smelly feet 👍

Just the ticket for trips to the beach with the added advantage of the scoop to deal with Canadian (or any other countries) beach poop! Come on Doug, you know you want a pair 😉

A bit more Unimog porn. My first 'Mog, 1976? U900/406 cascade gearbox disc brake full Ag spec. I used and abused this old girl for over 10 years (bought it 1992 of A C Price when he was at Masongill) before replacing it with a 1988 U900/417 which in turn was replaced by the U1400/427 (pictured above) in 2016. Glutton for punishment! Do you remember it @StanWoodmad? Last time I looked on the DVLA site it was still taxed