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Before we get too much back on topic, I've only just got back in, but can I just say that No I didn't have to leave twitter because I have never joined it: I have never twittered in my life. So wrong there. And secondly at my age my guts are so rancid it is not possible to stop smelling my farts: when I free the wind everyone smells my farts: your eyes glaze over, the paint falls off the wall, mice throw themselves on the traps, smoke alarms start sounding all over town. Priests come to my door just to let me know they are disgusted with me. Not just disappointed: disgusted. So wrong on at least two points. I've no idea whether you are right or wrong on the rest because I've no idea what it means: it's just more of your usual nonsensical gibber gibber hey gibber hey gibber. But do keep posting it won't you? I've decided to find it amusing. As you were.

Gareth, it's gibberish, it makes no sense, none of your posts make any sense; their* just words, phrases and memes from other places all strung out on a line together. No-one knows what you mean by them. *just for you

We strike a deal?

They're like a tag team, aren't they? Insecure & Inadequate.

The more and more that Gareth and Johnson reply, the more rabid and incoherent they become. It now seems that every post of theirs is like a flag that they run up a pole outside their home upon which they display all the inadequacies and insecurities to the world.

Abortions: the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many. Vaccinations: the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.

Historical socialism didn't produce a better word for anybody, but if you've got time to spare then be my guest. Why do you mention it? Is it relevant?

I told you before, 'left' just means 'wanting a better world for everybody': why are you so against that? And not angry, just bored with your endless unimaginative repetition.

You gonna edit this now or later?

Yeah but dave's kinda people don't want justice, they just want people banged up; dave's just a bot-writer for the daily mail and gbnews: it's a comedy act, saymo, saymo again, and again and again.

Get one of those over-sized bread rolls - big air bubbles inside, not a bagette - cut it in half, lightly toast it, melt cheese on the base, 3 slices of streaky b on that, top with blackcurrant jam, enjoy. Thank me later.

Just on a technicality here: eternity being endless is infinite: the number of grains of sand in a desert (which is, I suppose, what they are alluding to) is a very large but finite number: countable: not infinite. So a big Q.I. klaxon to the maker of that meme. Sorry but it's been annoying me all night. As you were.

Yep all of that plus what are people expected to do all day? Most people are bored shitless by the time they're 80: now go and tell them they've got to sit through another 1000 years of cash in the attic, bargainhunt and the chase! They're not going to be happy with that, I can tell you.

Yep. Apparently animals don't have souls and so no animals in heaven. So no dogs, no fishing, no birdwatching. What a shit hole!

Almost certainly.