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In that kind of location, it’s also worth bringing along a really good driver.

100 dollar billy.

I was thinking of the chrome ‘eyebrows’… …Popular on Mini headlights in the 80’s. Probably not RoSPA approved any more.

What kind of Crap question is that?

This is about my limit:

Bless her - so engaged, kids are great at that age. My kids are all mid-teens and mid-twenties now….. those are great ages also. If you dislike wallpapering, be sure to never try plastering!

It certainly more than leant a fairway over.

I know what you mean, the most exhausting bit of crane jobs like that is singing Miley Cyres’ Wrecking Ball at opportune moments. Well, it’s exhausting for the poor sods who have to listen, anyway.

I’m sure they putt it back.

You can tell it’s cubism because it’s cutting edge design.

We were doing a tidy up job once for Western Power, and we were told we could go home once the petrol had run out….. maybe it’s that. 🤔

Maybe sawdust was easier than rings to get out of the garden. Especially as 23% of it probably lodged in the climbers pants.

Wow, he clearly uses the same speech writer that I use.

A farmer took his truck to the mechanic to get it fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry all his purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to Church Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is at the end of that road….. I would walk you there, but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk with the old girl after following her advice. On the way, he said, "Let's take my shortcut and go down this footpath. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me... How do I know that when we get amongst the trees, you won't hold me up against a tree, and have your way with me?" Shocked, the farmer responded, "Holy smokes, lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a tin of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against an tree and do that?" "Set the goose down,” The old lady replied, “cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket…. and I'll have to hold the chickens."