Tommy_B

Taking rope out of a Lime tree, standing there in harness with branches all over floor and a bloke came over and asked me if I was strimming!?!

quote=Tommy_B;50076]Ha ha!! I nearly fouled myself laughing!!! If the gay cowboy says its a good job......

Gay Cowboy knows its a good job,close the thread or you'll all be draggin brush for him in your Y fronts

CLOSE THE THREAD CLOSE THE THREAD CLOSE THE THREAD!!!

 

 

Gay cowboy,sayes Good Work!

Ha ha!! I nearly fouled myself laughing!!! If the gay cowboy says its a good job......

I just spat a mouthfull of tea all over the computer reading that!......I used to play the undo the spike game and run around the garden like forrest gump untill they fell off when i was a young scamp....dunno what the customers thought though.

It's a fine line between genius and insanity Matt!!!

The first episode.

"Every week we have to clean up a branch thats fallen on a car"

Yeah, Probably you lot dropping em on them!!!

There is a chance that this is the best TV show ever!!!

A plane sits on the runway as the passenger wait for the captain to get on. The passengers look out the window and see the captain and co-pilot walking very slowly with white canes and guide dogs towards the plane. All the passengers laugh nervously as the plane starts to slowly taxi to the end on the runway. The passengers are getting slightly nervous as the plane gathers speed untill 200ft from the end of the runway, the passengers all scream and the plane pulls up sharply. All of a sudden the plane is in the air and all the holiday makers are cheering and hugging each other.

Up in the cockpit the captain turns to the co-pilot and says "One of these days they're not gonna scream and we aren't gonna make it!!"

I'm gonna have to get some more saws, None of mine have good kick-back!!!

Nice work Reg, as always.

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Not sure I'd wanna use a pair of spikes that had been dropped 80ft!!!

This is gonna sound like a stupid question, but what were your lecturers doing?? Did they actually encourage that??

Thats absolutley classic!! The bull rope cracked me up!! It looks like a bit of sash cord!!!:scared1:

not a one liner from a customer but thought id share it, the customer told me that she had a gypo knock on the door an asked if she wanted a topped poplar taken out of her front garden cuz its by the road, she said eeeerrrrrrrr no thats an old telegraph pole. hahahahahaha classic

My mate went to a job and the woman said Gypos had knocked on the door and told her that the purple beech in the front garden needed to come out. She replied that she didn't have a purple beech, only a purple plum. The Gypo replied, They aren't plums hanging from it, They're the fruit of the purple beech!!!1:scared1:

Everytime I look at one now, I check for fruit!!!

i find one of those dirty burgers from roadside trailers, served by someone who looks like an extra from The League of Gentlemen, normally does the trick!!!

want.

jesus! i thought i was being a wuss when it made me feel all funny!!! i think the feelings mutual here!

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That is just plain wrong!!!

Put 'Sky Hooks' in Google!!

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I stand corrected!!!!

We had an "emergency" job, the woman on the phone said it would take a morning, so we packed up polesaws climbing kits and lowering ropes. We got to the address and were met with an apple tree that would have struggled to reach 8ft. I thought it was hilarious, somehow, the boss disagreed!!

One job we went to, one of the kids in the house came out with a little toy Stihl and we managed to convince an elderly, (bit dopey) gardener that we used it for intricate tree work and small reductions!!

I can beat that. We had a load of Students searching in their kit bags looking for sky hooks!!!

When you get a student claiming they can't find the 020, will an MS200 do?