Just had someone ring mum dad up asking about there laptop

[NFG]

Hi Jon,

 

Pas comprenez monsieur? or je ne comprenez pas & presto the call ends

 

N

[mendiplogs]

Hi Jon,

 

Pas comprenez monsieur? or je ne comprenez pas & presto the call ends

 

N

 

Hi NFG can YOU PUT THAT IN SOMERSET 😀😀thanks Jon

[Will Heal]

Hi Jon if I got time I keep them talking, it was tipping down one day me and leeroy was sat in the lorry and one rings me up. Keep talking, ask stupid questions, give stupid answers. Me mate was creased up!

[harrythecat178]

Best one I had was a window firm offering a "once in a lifetime deal on new windows". No thanks I said , What about new doors then, No thanks, just had a new front door. What about a conservatory? , came next.

Oh yes I said, my neighbour has just had one and I would love to have a bigger better one than him although his cost £25,000. Mind you I said just had my PPI payout and a whiplash claim so could afford it at the moment. Many utterly amazing offers then followed, once in a lifetime opportunities than just shouldn't be missed

You could almost feel the excitement at the end of the phone, When can we call round and do a survey? came the next excited question.

So we agreed the next Tuesday at 6pm and gave them my address. You will need to ring my doorbell when you arrive. Its the third one down.

The third one you say, said my new lifetime friend, yes I said because I live on the third floor......

There was a pause and reality hit home, the phone went dead, I never heard from my new friend again.

[mendiplogs]

Best one I had was a window firm offering a "once in a lifetime deal on new windows". No thanks I said , What about new doors then, No thanks, just had a new front door. What about a conservatory? , came next.

Oh yes I said, my neighbour has just had one and I would love to have a bigger better one than him although his cost £25,000. Mind you I said just had my PPI payout and a whiplash claim so could afford it at the moment. Many utterly amazing offers then followed, once in a lifetime opportunities than just shouldn't be missed

You could almost feel the excitement at the end of the phone, When can we call round and do a survey? came the next excited question.

So we agreed the next Tuesday at 6pm and gave them my address. You will need to ring my doorbell when you arrive. Its the third one down.

The third one you say, said my new lifetime friend, yes I said because I live on the third floor......

There was a pause and reality hit home, the phone went dead, I never heard from my new friend again.

Hi mate nice one there mate thanks Jon

[David Cropper]

Hi NFG can YOU PUT THAT IN SOMERSET 😀😀thanks Jon

Jon, in Somerset it's roughly translated as "F... off mush". I think I have that right.

[mendiplogs]

Jon, in Somerset it's roughly translated as "F... off mush". I think I have that right.

 

Hi mate thanks for that Jon

[TGB]

Tell them to " Do one " Jon .

 

 

Ditto.