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Arcus pluvius Tree Aura Technology


David Humphries
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I believe I have found a niche in the Tree Health market.

 

The secret to healthy Tree populations............ is really all about happy Trees.

 

 

By freak coincidence, I've developed a novel way to percieve contented and cosy Trees.

 

All you need is a pair of common or garden safety specs, copious amounts of sky water and a strong light.

 

No training or lisencing is required, all you need for interpretation is the good fortune to be in the right place at the right time.

 

 

 

Here is a sneak preview of the technology at the prototype stage.

 

 

If you look closely, you can actually see that the Trees in question are truly content and snug as a bug in their collective Ap Aura.

 

 

 

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Is there an expensive licensing and registration system which accompanies this innovative technology?

 

Could I have my specs in outrageous Dame Edna pink, please?

 

 

 

Sunstantial discounts may be available to At members

 

 

 

The DE mark 1's are top end spec & bit pricey.

I'll have a word with Justin to see if he can get us trade price on them.

 

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