New member - my French Groundie

[Shane]

Here's our new groundie,

He is a very pleasant Frenchman with a massive moustache

[Haironyourchest]

Does he get a two-hour lunch break and bottle of house red with his hot meal?

[peatff]

Is he any relation to Officer Crabtree ?

[NFG]

Bonjour,

 

Ca va?

 

So lunch two hours from 12.00 & I trust you have an excellent selection of grand crus available in a special cooler to keep them at the correct temperature ?

 

if so you'll be fine

 

Bon courage

 

 

N

[Ty Korrigan]

We had a 2 hour 4 course lunch today.

My French apprentice even washed his hands using soap and water but it was a Saturday afterall...

Ty

[Ty Korrigan]

Has he gone out on strike yet?

No?

Still, early days!

Ty

[peatff]

Does he drag the brash across the road and set it on fire ?

[Shane]

He has shown an unhealthy interest in the thread about urinating.

 

We have to keep him away from sheep as his favourite hobby is setting fire to them.

[Kveldssanger]

Make sure he doesn't snag that mustache on the chipper.