traffic management course

[Goaty]

Im considering setting up a buttwiping course, Bring your own peanut butter and brown sauce. Dummys provided. To save trees and the environment (paper use) sliced white bread provided. Folding and scrunching techniques demonstrated, pros and cons covered. 1 week course. £2k.

Just need to negotiate with Bolam to lecture. He has been talking ******** since 1968. The only person that really has the calibre to deliver such a curriculum.

[Mark Bolam]

In your man Goaty.

 

I'll get some polyester trousers and a breast pocket pen-holder clip ordered.

 

 

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[arbmark]

We did 6 operatives and 2 supervisors last week.

One day, not very well run and would not recommend if honest, it cost £1400 for all of us. Although in fairness, can anyone make TM interesting?

I did learn a few bits and we've now got the bits of paper...

 

The lunch was OK. When searching I did notice on many of the courses operatives only get refreshments but supervisors get lunch?

 

citrus training

 

Sorry not going to come up with any puns..

 

Thanks Ben that is great info. I'll have to see if they are anywhere near me

[Goaty]

In your man Goaty.

 

I'll get some polyester trousers and a breast pocket pen-holder clip ordered.

 

 

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No don't waste your money on polyester trousers. The spark ignition risk is to high. It would set a bad example of H&S, as a portacabin full of blokes is as dangerous as a full propane gas bottle.

We obviously need to send to on a few courses to get the hang of this.

[benedmonds]

Thanks Ben that is great info. I'll have to see if they are anywhere near me

 

Google: NRSWA Street Works Unit 2.

 

Loads of places do the courses.