Useful uses for Urine

[Jon3012]

When I worked on a fish farm all the guys used to pee in the new water filters to kick start the cleaning bacteria.

[Aicchalmers]

A waterbutt full will kill a rhododendron bush nicely

[Ty Korrigan]

When I was a wee bairn, my Auld Dad used to take a wee stop at a certain nettle patch.

He told me that it made the nettles grow.

Of course, they'd have grown regardless but it really fooled me into thinking that my weekly piss stop was the cause of these nettles height!

Ty

[Goaty]

Call yourself Goaty and ask questions about peeing on yourself?

Is this a fetish with you or summat?

 

No I did keep female goats years ago hence the nickname. Never had a beard wetting Billy, or otherwise.

 

The reason I started this is Im intrigued and like to be resourceful. Im not a hoarder, but if you can put something you are getting rid of to good use, may as well whilst your at it.

 

Knowing the various characters and knowledge we have on here. I knew we could outdo The Encyclopedia Britanica in a couple of days on any subject.

[ArthurBottlesworth]

My old dog used to sleep on a rug over a new oak floor

I didn't appreciate she was leaking a bit until I moved the rug

It gave the oak floor a beautiful partina , and something to remember her by now she has gone !

[armchairarborist]

Makes my neighbours veg grow big and strong

[Goaty]

My old dog used to sleep on a rug over a new oak floor

I didn't appreciate she was leaking a bit until I moved the rug

It gave the oak floor a beautiful partina , and something to remember her by now she has gone !

 

That reminds me. Bitches kill grass with their urine. If you put vinegar in their drinking water it cures this problem.

[PeteB]

I heard of the boot leather thing, antiseptic wash and good for calming stings from jellyfish before. As well as the nitrate thing and the leather tanning ingredients also....

 

A mate did tell me that he used to take a tiddle in the bath, especially if his wife was following him in as it was good for the skin! Mind you, he had got out first!

[ArthurBottlesworth]

Just remembered

 

Mate of my best mans used to drink a pint of his " home brew " as a bet in the pub....

Never saw it done, but it would hopefully pay for a few more pints afterwards .....

[Shane]

Just remembered

 

Mate of my best mans used to drink a pint of his " home brew " as a bet in the pub....

Never saw it done, but it would hopefully pay for a few more pints afterwards .....

 

They call that Watneys round here:thumbup: