Engaged!!!

[WorcsWuss]

I cannot understand all this whinging aboot being marrit.

Born in 1959, met the Mrs. in 1982, knew instantly that she was "the one", despite falling offen a bus, quite intoxicated, in Inverness when/where I first met her, proposed inside o 3 months, married in 1987, and some 31 years later still "at it" like stoats in a sack.

Then young uns haint got a notion.

Good luck.

Marcus

 

So she was hammered and fell off a bus and you knew she was the one...?

Not one for much of a challenge back then were you Marcus :lol:

 

My wife's a pain in the arse. But I wouldn't trade her in. Marriage has lots of good points.

If you want to give me a couple of hours I'm sure I could think of one....

 

Congrats Sam, by the time you decide it was a bad idea you'll have forgotten how good things used to be anyway so it won't matter!

And good luck for the new arrival, that really is something else

[arbmansam]

Yh my lady is a pain in the backside but i just remember that i am too but how many ladys can u say love climbing trees with u and can cart away to all the shows to sneak to buy me kit think im onto a winner lets hope i dont forget when my wedding day is a go for a reccy thanks for kind words guys

[difflock]

Sniff!

Simon,

(i) I was the one that was well hammered when we met.

(ii) I was also frequently hammered after we met, her only stopped slapping me around the head (but only when justifibly provoked) when she found out how much my replacment spectacles cost!

(iii) My mother duly "signed me off" when my dearly beloved left me in a pityful gurgling heap in front of the cooker, after kneeing me in the groin, whilst we were washing up after a family gather-up to introduce her.

I cannot remember what I said but reckoned at the time I probably deserved all I got!

[WorcsWuss]

Sniff!

Simon,

(i) I was the one that was well hammered when we met.

(ii) I was also frequently hammered after we met, her only stopped slapping me around the head (but only when justifibly provoked) when she found out how much my replacment spectacles cost!

(iii) My mother duly "signed me off" when my dearly beloved left me in a pityful gurgling heap in front of the cooker, after kneeing me in the groin, whilst we were washing up after a family gather-up to introduce her.

I cannot remember what I said but reckoned at the time I probably deserved all I got!

 

:lol: I assumed you were more likely to be the one in a mess!

My wife tolerates me getting up to all sorts of embarrassing things, like rolling out of bed one night drunk and thinking I was already in he bathroom.....

[michaelknapp]

just a word of caution have you heard of the engagement ring the wedding ring followed by the suffering

[difflock]

Or the one about the big sweetie jar an the £2.00 coins.

Story goes that iffen one puts a coin in the jar every time one has sex before the marriage, an takes a coin out every time one has sex after the marriage.

There will be plenty left to pay for a quare guid funeral when one is dead and gone.

Cept my jar is plumb stuffed with nowt but IOU's:thumbup:

Be a paupers funeral for me then:lol:

PS

Her denies dancing completely naked on the battlements of Stirling Castle after a big night in the Mess, despite not remembering very much else:001_rolleyes:

PPS

The Army paid for a minibus load of ussens from NI to travel to Scotland and also paid the bed and board for the NI party at the wedding Hotel, in Gourock.

 

Not for the bride and groom mind, though since I was offically on a training/recce weekend they did pay me to get marrit, in a manner of speaking.

 

Time spent on reconnisance is seldom wasted, or so they said at Sandhurst, or so I have heard.