Nose job by Stihl

[White Noise]

Heal quick ya monkey it does and will happen to the best of us lol

[KGBFINGAR]

Ouch !

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

reminds me of the time i got a pyracantha thorn right up inside me hooter! bloddy thing didnt stop bleeding, rather a thorn than a saw though!

[Minotaur]

Hope you heal quick.

 

Could have been alot work - eye, throat etc.

 

Pet hate is guys walking along with saw on shoulder 'axmen' style. Once see a block open up his neck and shoulder, just lucky it missed his jugular!

[mechtrev]

heard last night in pub that bloke was "pruning" pear tree for the wood 15ft up the tree fell out of tree with chainsaw in hand ended up in A&E.

Today heard he was on ladder.

[arbogrunt]

saw a lad trip over a rabbit fence on a training course and land on the saw he was about to refill...funny thing was...he put the old rabbit fence on the risk assessment!. The nastiest cut I've ever seen from a non-running saw...

[Stereo]

Good advice Mr Bolam, thanks.

 

Mate of mine (not trained at all) went up a fir tree with a ladder and a chainsaw to top it off in his garden. Cut it, top turned on him, grabbed the saw, threw him off the ladder, landed on his back, saw landed on his arm and he now has no bicep to speak of. He's made an amazing recovery considering the damage but very, very nasty.

[Dean Lofthouse]

Thats not a nose job, if your going to do it, do it proper

 

This is my brother, although i dont always admit to it. He was drunk one night and decided it would be a good idea to try and sweet talk a guard dog, the dog took off the end of his nose and damaged his scalp

 

the surgeons took a wedge of skin from his forehead/ scalp, left it attached and twisted it round and sewed it onto the wound, when it had taken and healed they detached it from the scalp.

 

I havent seen him since, but apparently he looks quite normal

[felixthelogchopper]

Thats not a nose job, if your going to do it, do it proper

 

This is my brother, although i dont always admit to it. He was drunk one night and decided it would be a good idea to try and sweet talk a guard dog, the dog took off the end of his nose and damaged his scalp

 

the surgeons took a wedge of skin from his forehead/ scalp, left it attached and twisted it round and sewed it onto the wound, when it had taken and healed they detached it from the scalp.

 

I havent seen him since, but apparently he looks quite normal

 

He's still better looking than you, mate. Hope he made a good recovery.

[Dean Lofthouse]

Lol.. Have you got your beer goggles on again Felix.