An ArbTalk Fairytale...

[stoxs]

Alas no this was the Wizard of Arbtalk or to his friends Jonsie!

Wizard Jonsie gathered all the fighting armies togeather in a small glade and stood on his chainsaw box to preach to the warriors.

Now warriors theres no need to fight over this tiny piece of woodland it has no historical value the Ash are diseased and the fungi are big. gather round and i will tell you all a secret.

listen in I shall say this only once!,

 

Husqvarna chainsaws 50% discount from F and R Jones, 2% on stihls and a free 2inch felling wedge.

come to the van i have hundreds here!!

When all the warriors got their new saws from F and R Jones pdi`d and fuelled up there was one las tthing to do.............

[marsonpee]

A big fryup! Consisting of:

[Old Mill Tree Care]

....all the fungi that I had been stripped off the dieing trees using a Billhook that I stole from Crazy Cutters back door a few nights ago. The fried fungi was garnished with rocket and ketchup, everyone felt reinvigorated by such a hearty meal.

At this point Bolam declared the only reason for breakfast is to line the stomach so he produced a case of Stella and passed it all around.

Now things started to get messy and there were concerns for personal safety so Honey Brothers produced free

 

 

and every Arbtalker in the land was delighted.

[silky fox]

Back bacon (trimmed)..poached egg...greens..all dry fried cos they had been watching the hairy dieters cookery programme the night before and were all trying to shed the pounds after the Xmas holidays:rolleyes: and they all wanted a new pair of X-fit chainsaw trousers but with the extra weight they had gained they would be lucky to squeeze on a pair of Hi flex Tramp Pants:D