blower skilz!!!

[lop and top]

for hand held blowers: 1. operator must balance golf ball in the air flow exiting blower, showing reasonable control.

2. same as above but with football.

 

3. operator must covertly move next to m8 while blowing, then fart in to air intake whilst aiming (preferably at his face)

 

only when U master these 3 very important techniques can U call yourself a true blower operator.

 

please add any more blower skilz and tricks.

[Le Sanglier]

operator must be able to blow large quantities of sawdust under hedge, into streams, down road etc

[scottythepinetree]

Just getting to the blower while everyone else is still dragging and sweating is a skill in itself. Some lads look like they're dossing when they pick it up, others have the timing down to an art form.

[RobRainford]

Thou shall buy the biggest blower available i.e. br600 to ensure less brushing up, making your crew think your awesome

[Lorry thompson]

Thou shall buy the biggest blower available i.e. br600 to ensure less brushing up, making your crew think your awesome

 

Or pay the extra 30 quid or whatever for the br600 magnum without even knowing what the magnum stands for

just because it sounds cool haha

[Stephen Blair]

Or pay the extra 30 quid or whatever for the br600 magnum without even knowing what the magnum stands for

just because it sounds cool haha

 

brilliant:thumbup:

[WoodED]

be able to sit on a skatebord/skates and blow urself down the road

[Pat Ferrett]

Using a Man Hoover to clear all debris from inside the pickup cab without disturbing the receipts on the dash board.

[Stephen Blair]

by not blowing tax disc out the cab and into the mud and not burning a hole in the roof of your mog by trying to get the tricky bits between the levers:blushing:

[Pat Ferrett]

by not blowing tax disc out the cab and into the mud and not burning a hole in the roof of your mog by trying to get the tricky bits between the levers:blushing:

 

All I can say is practice practice practice