The most outragous things you've done

[atree]

Picture the scene a family going away for the weekend the kids bored in the back after a long drive, now finally nearing the holiday cottage they drive along the dark country road. Then on rounding a bend they see silouetted in the headlights a crazed monster wearing nothing but a pair of rigger boots and a bath robe billowing in the wind weilding a large log pummeling a defenceless woodland creature to death.....

 

Hahahahaha. that was one funny story!

[willow]

I once got 2 different girls pregnant in the same night.

 

Thats nothing to be proud of!

 

You should be more responsible!

[Bob Rolfe]

once had my wicked way with the lodgers wife after they had an argument he was on the settee down stairs i thought he was asleep so i sneaked up stairs, he wasnt asleep and we got caught that was bad enough but he was the brother of my brothers gilfriend you wouldnt believe the b***ocking i got off my mum, my brother, his misses and well every body really except my dad ! it was a long time ago but i cant remember my dad havin to much to say about it he just smirk

 

ps this was a long time ago before i got married still im glad my misses doesnt go on arbtalk or that would be another belated b***ocking :blushing

[Frank]

Thats nothing to be proud of!

 

You should be more responsible!

 

Never said I was proud of it.