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Wife is sleeping on her own tonight.


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Its poetry in motion, tested it out on some knotty elm when i got home, i got so excited that i made my trousers sticky.

 

Save you ammo for bed time - or it will be like pushing a marsh mellow into a money box:blushing:

I found working up a good sweat splitting wood, turned my missus on - just loss the kids.

 

OK I guess you have ( or she has) given up 'rumpy bumpy' for Lent :blushing: I have given up making smutty remarks about weather chicks for lent.:sneaky2:

 

I've a large collection of axes, when chatting to an old boy he asked where I store them? my wife said," everywhere, he's even got some under the bed" the old boy replied, " if I was you missus I would sleep with one eye open":sneaky2:

 

out of all my axes and splitters I keep going back to a few every time - normally the oldest.

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