Wife is sleeping on her own tonight.

[slack ma girdle]

This turned up today, and only £59.

Gransfors Splitting Maul

:thumbup:

[Pat Ferrett]

You just mind you dont go to bed with the axe, and wake up with no chopper

[Stevie Mac]

Nice!

 

My question is, when does the wife start to worry about how many axes you own? I have 8 and am still looking for more.

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

Good stuff them gransfors

[slack ma girdle]

Good stuff them gransfors

 

Its poetry in motion, tested it out on some knotty elm when i got home, i got so excited that i made my trousers sticky.

[Mesterh]

Cant your missus handle a big chopper?

[danroker1987]

You just mind you dont go to bed with the axe, and wake up with no chopper

 

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahaa:lol:

[Hodge]

This turned up today, and only £59.

Gransfors Splitting Maul

:thumbup:

 

plus VAT:001_tt2: or are you VAT reg??

[blazer]

Its poetry in motion, tested it out on some knotty elm when i got home, i got so excited that i made my trousers sticky.

 

Save you ammo for bed time - or it will be like pushing a marsh mellow into a money box:blushing:

I found working up a good sweat splitting wood, turned my missus on - just loss the kids.

 

OK I guess you have ( or she has) given up 'rumpy bumpy' for Lent I have given up making smutty remarks about weather chicks for lent.

 

I've a large collection of axes, when chatting to an old boy he asked where I store them? my wife said," everywhere, he's even got some under the bed" the old boy replied, " if I was you missus I would sleep with one eye open":sneaky2:

 

out of all my axes and splitters I keep going back to a few every time - normally the oldest.