unintentional innuendos

[harvey b davison]

I was once fitting a new kitchen for a mate of mine, whilst his old mother was in the house, his mother is a lovable old woman who just happens to be a cat lover. My mate passed me a cuppa, and just as i was taking a big gulp of tea his mother piped up ' would you like to see my pussy ' cue me running out of the kitchen, whilst my mate was in histericks, and his mother asking if i didnt like his tea. never laughed as much since.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

My first ever one today! Clearing up with rake, blower etc. Move truck to blow chip from underneath. Lady comes out - "that does a good blow job" !

[oldwoodcutter]

This summer spent 2 days in ladies garden felling some connies and reducing others,2 of wich had squabs in nests.Tea and cakes had been coming all day with a few slightly flirty comments from her.After i explained about the nests,she looked me straight in the eye and said 'when are you coming back to finish me off then'.I suddenly felt about 45 years younger again.