your thoughts please

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i do it,, and am asked to do it a fair bit now,,

[JOE PUBLIC]

so it's not just me that gets enquiries like that:lol:

 

Last year I quoted £600 lump sum to cut, split and stack up a good half artic load of larch on the basis that i could use it as a "hospital job". Customer then informed me that "old Tom" could do it for £150. I said use "old Tom"!

 

One year later the wood is still sitting there uncut.

 

I'M STILL LOOKING FOR 'DEAR OLD TOM' DONT U KNOW, IF I FIND OUT ITS YOU MR FIREWOOD THATS HOLDING HIM AGAINST HIS WILL, THERE WILL BE TROUBLE.

[Steve Bullman]

 

I'M STILL LOOKING FOR 'DEAR OLD TOM' DONT U KNOW, IF I FIND OUT ITS YOU MR FIREWOOD THATS HOLDING HIM AGAINST HIS WILL, THERE WILL BE TROUBLE.

 

its getting old now, thanks

[firewood]

so it's not just me that gets enquiries like that:lol:

 

Last year I quoted £600 lump sum to cut, split and stack up a good half artic load of larch on the basis that i could use it as a "hospital job". Customer then informed me that "old Tom" could do it for £150. I said use "old Tom"!

 

One year later the wood is still sitting there uncut.

 

I'M STILL LOOKING FOR 'DEAR OLD TOM' DONT U KNOW, IF I FIND OUT ITS YOU MR FIREWOOD THATS HOLDING HIM AGAINST HIS WILL, THERE WILL BE TROUBLE.

 

 

i took this pic of him working on another job recently.

 

note the fuel efficient saw he is using. Is that how he undercuts us all.

[firewood]

Old Tom Latest..............

 

bad news i'm afraid.....

 

 

Tom has been sent down for lewd behaviour

 

pic below from local rag...says it all.

 

at least his two female customers got some wood.....before he was taken away.

 

Note the big chopper!

[Wee Jim]

Old Tom Latest..............

 

bad news i'm afraid.....

 

 

Tom has been sent down for lewd behaviour

 

pic below from local rag...says it all.

 

at least his two female customers got some wood.....before he was taken away.

 

Note the big chopper!

 

That filthy son of a birch!!!