Some people need to be culled

[Stephen Blair]

i used to love taking the mog to the shop car park, it would take up 4 spaces. ha ha.

[PeteB]

I parked the GreenMech crewcab smack in the middle of a bay and left the two kids in there whilst I went to grab something from the shop and noticed that the car parked nearside was close to my car. When I came out, the kids told me that the woman had questioned my parentage, named me after womens bits and used a wide assortment of other obscenities as well. She had put a small dent in the car to boot!

 

Luckily I remembered which car it was and came across it in the same car park two days later. I left mine parked across the back of hers then did a leisurely shop and came out to find her fuming. She still thought that such profane language , in public and at volume was acceptable. Furthermore, I was to blame for the original incident as I should have noticed that her car was parked near to the edge of her bay and on the drivers side too!

 

Unfortunately some people have really disappointing standards and such low morals you'll never win.

[mikecotterill]

shows the state this country is in. i still reckon my idea of selective breeding is best!

[White Noise]

I knew a guy who had an old long wheel base landy station wagon. He was parked on Asda car park waiting for his wife.

 

A car pulled in next to him, the cars front bumper caught the side of the landy putting a long narrow ding right down the side.

 

The guy got out the landy and asked for the other blokes details for his insurer.

 

The guy in the car just shrugged his shoulders and said "its private land mate, nothing you can do"

 

"really" said the landy driver.

 

He got back in his landy, backed up, rammed the side of the car (righting it off) and then drove to the other end of the car park to wait for his wife.

 

Result . Probably wrong but hey respect your neighbour .