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If there was a dead badger in the way of my generator service I would not scoop it up and drive home with it stinking in the van. If I disposed of it on site I would get done for fly tipping.

 

I noticed the suit drove past it for 5 days never thought to get out of his Audi and deal with it.

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Don't worry. They've got a job robots will be doing soon.

 

Heard this one?

 

Ruth Ducker had legally parked her cherished Volkswagon Golf round the corner from her house for two years so it came as a shock when she discovered it had disappeared from its regular spot - and in its place was a set of double yellow lines.

 

Her confusion deepened when Lambeth council claimed to have no knowledge of where her car was.

 

It took three weeks for the council to admit its contractors were behind the disappearance, and then add insult to injury by telling the 44-year-old graphic designer she owed more than £800 in fines.

 

In fact the car had been carefully lifted out of the way for the double yellows to be painted in Gordon Grove in Camberwell, then replaced on the new restrictions by the contractors responsible.

 

The same day a different set of parking enforcers spotted the "illegally parked" car, and had it towed away - after photographing it on the newly painted double yellows.

 

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