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Just been to the doctors for a prostrate check.

 

Got the shock of my life when he asked me to drop my keks, lay on the bench and pull my knees up to my chest :scared:

 

Wheey haay, I think he called it a rectal digital examination.

 

I just think he fancied me.

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Bin thur, had that.

 

Rectal exam, colonoscopy (you'll see plenty o'sheet but no moon and stars), barium enema (please hurry - I need to go)

 

Moon River! Gawd, thank the lord for small fingers and KY!!!

 

CT scan done and results soon.

 

best regards.

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