I've just lost my Virginity at 43

[Dean Lofthouse]

Just been to the doctors for a prostrate check.

 

Got the shock of my life when he asked me to drop my keks, lay on the bench and pull my knees up to my chest

 

Wheey haay, I think he called it a rectal digital examination.

 

I just think he fancied me.

[TheTreeWiseMen]

:singer:"Moon River"...

[MasterBlaster]

That ain't nothing. Wait til your colonoscopy!

[arbogrunt]

He wasn't wearing chainsaw gloves was he

[Bradstock]

i had the same when i had suspected appendicitus...luckily the dr was an absolute dreamboat!

[winger]

Are you sure it was his finger he used!!!!!!!

[Dean Lofthouse]

Are you sure it was his finger he used!!!!!!!

 

 

Hmmm, I didn't look to be honest, I found a mark on the wall and stared at it, then thought of England :wave:

[MasterBlaster]

God save the Ream!

[PeteB]

Bin thur, had that.

 

Rectal exam, colonoscopy (you'll see plenty o'sheet but no moon and stars), barium enema (please hurry - I need to go)

 

Moon River! Gawd, thank the lord for small fingers and KY!!!

 

CT scan done and results soon.

 

best regards.

[tree monkey]

Too much information il save my cadburys fruit and nut bar til ive forgoten about this thread