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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only

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The bastard dog ran off tonight, so I walked round the park calling it's name for twenty minutes and still couldn't find it.

Wor lass said that I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo but I still can't find the ****************ing dog.

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  1. Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
  2. How do trees access the internet? They log in.
  3. What's a tree's least favorite month? Sep-timber!
  4. Why was the pine tree always in trouble? Because it was knotty.
  5. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
  6. Why don't trees ever get lost? Because they always take the same root.
  7. How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By its bark!
  8. What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!🤣
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