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4 minutes ago, SamanthaSunny said:

You muppet I meant the woman you are talking to on the PHONE looks like THIS 😂 

 

Did you have a nice Christmas 🎄 x

I know what ya meant ya divvy.

 

Yeah Christmas was good thanks, you?

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35 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

I know what ya meant ya divvy.

 

Yeah Christmas was good thanks, you?

My daughter is training to be a paramedic and managed to get a week off for Christmas and come home ❤️❤️❤️❤️ We had dinner with my mother in law who is a fantastic cook then drinks on the balcony until the rain started 🙂 miss my little girl so much 🥰 my home is all tartan and my favourite colour is red so at Christmas it feels really festive 🎄🎄🎄🎄 do not want to go back to work now 😬9649359C-F255-49A1-A91D-9271DFA413E1.thumb.jpeg.db75d19a2611d3832a31b8b657d6b931.jpeg

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2 minutes ago, SamanthaSunny said:

My daughter is training to be a paramedic and managed to get a week off for Christmas and come home ❤️❤️❤️❤️ We had dinner with my mother in law who is a fantastic cook then drinks on the balcony until the rain started 🙂 miss my little girl so much 🥰 my home is all tartan and my favourite colour is red so at Christmas it feels really festive 🎄🎄🎄🎄 do not want to go back to work now 😬9649359C-F255-49A1-A91D-9271DFA413E1.thumb.jpeg.db75d19a2611d3832a31b8b657d6b931.jpeg

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The first picture hurts my eye, the last picture, I really don't know what to say, those legs  must go all the way up to her arse.

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Just now, eggsarascal said:

The first picture hurts my eye, the last picture, I really don't know what to say, those legs  must go all the way up to her arse.

The first picture is my conservatory lol 😂 I will hurt your bloody eyes 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻 And yes she is beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I think legs normally stop at your bottom 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she’s taken I’m afraid and seeing a doctor who is a consultant 👌🏽 X

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1 minute ago, Ratman said:


Well he’ll defo know how to satisfy if it is, cos what Les doesnt know......

He is a talented man 😁😂 and well hung too !!!! I have pictures to prove it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

 

only joking 🙃 he’s a gentleman aren’t you Les x

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