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The Arb Endgame


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Surveying is just walking along a railway embankment avoiding stepping on dirty nappies looking at sycamores.

 

Tree officers must have committed some horrible crime in an earlier life to have to deal with that paperwork and listen to the entitled moaning lying public all day.


Consultancy is just spending ages writing up reports and speculation on various scenarios about something that may or may not happen, clients will ignore you anyway.

 

 

 

 

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If everyone who’s getting older, having aches and pains in their joints etc gave up the tools and became consultants there wouldn’t be enough consultant jobs to go around? Mind you perhaps there’d be more tree work for those who stuck it out to the bitter painful end🤔. Not everyone wants to walk around with a clipboard like Blakey from “On the Buses”, there’s me showing my age😳. Of course we do need consultants, but I can get one fairly easily if needed, try finding a decent climber or groundy that’s not already gainfully employed?

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