Titan Chainsaw won't pull

[GarethM]

And on that note, use what you want, wear what you want. Hopefully the next chainsaw obituary won't mention you and your screwdlefix chainsaw.

[Shaffick]

1 minute ago, GarethM said:

And on that note, use what you want, wear what you want. Hopefully the next chainsaw obituary won't mention you and your screwdlefix chainsaw.

Thanks for your poor advice and for being absolutely no help whatsoever. I never realised that wearing a visor and safety boots would help free up my seized flywheel!. 

[GarethM]

If they're such good value, go buy another one!.

[Shaffick]

2 minutes ago, GarethM said:

If they're such good value, go buy another one!.

I'll probably buy an electric one like you adviced and figure out where I can plug it in to when I'm in the woods miles from anywhere. Thanks 

[GarethM]

It's probably safer for everyone if you do!

[Shaffick]

6 minutes ago, GarethM said:

It's probably safer for everyone if you do!

I thought you were done? Or do you just randomly give people useless information on various forums?. 

[GarethM]

I could bitch and moan, but even I have the common sense to replace something that's worth £150.

 

Remind me again who came where to fix a screwdlefix special.

[Shaffick]

5 minutes ago, GarethM said:

I could bitch and moan, but even I have the common sense to replace something that's worth £150.

 

Remind me again who came where to fix a screwdlefix special.

You are bitching and moaning. That's your problem. You've definitely got a feminine side to you. Simply don't reply and all will be fine.

[GarethM]

So in your overtly over the top manly overcompensating fashion, you want a pissing contest for your screwdlefix special.

 

Okay big man, sod off up the model village.

[Stubby]

And there we have it . Happy Land 😁