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I saw him at the East of England and can account for seeing both Alex, Steve and the Platten lads when he was climbing haven't got a clue who he is but he was good. Were do you get White Stretch Airs? I heard a rumour that the Twig was going to take on The Stig and climb around a tree canopy faster than the Stig could drive the Top Gear course in a transit towing a chipper LOL. Would love to see that. Anyway a few Clarkson esq quotes for you all.

 

 

"He is said to survive on woodland fungi and leaves and that on a warm summers day he is followed by a small cloud of aphids we just know him as THE TWIG"

 

"They say in the spring you can see him turning green and that if he stands too long in one place he will probably root to the ground we just know him as THE TWIG"

 

"He has been known to quake in fear at the sound of a chainsaw and that every year he uses as much carbon as a small South American rain forest we just know him as The TWIG "

 

"At the sight of small boys with conkers he is said to visibly shake we just know him as THE TWIG"

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