Tip of the day

[eggsarascal]

Do you have a tip, handy bit of info that may help other arbtalkers?

 

I'll get us started. Don't get up half pissed on a Saturday morning and brush your teeth with pile cream.

 

All suggestions welcome.

[Gary Prentice]

3 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

brush your teeth with pile cream.

Did it make them nice and shiny?

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

Did it make them nice and shiny?

This is a serious thread, please try not to derail it.

 

thanks in advance.

[Gary Prentice]

1 minute ago, eggsarascal said:

This is a serious thread, please try not to derail it.

 

thanks in advance.

Sorry Eggs  but it was a serious question. Being as the thread is about tips I wanted to find out if, in the event you run out of toothpaste 'Preparation H' is a suitable substitute. Should you happen to have it to hand, so to speak.

[eggsarascal]

Just now, Gary Prentice said:

Sorry Eggs  but it was a serious question. Being as the thread is about tips I wanted to find out if, in the event you run out of toothpaste 'Preparation H' is a suitable substitute. Should you happen to have it to hand, so to speak.

Thank you for keeping things on track.

 

germoloids is no substitute for Colgate.

[Gary Prentice]

4 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Thank you for keeping things on track.

 

germoloids is no substitute for Colgate.

 

They never mention that in the adverts.

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

 

They never mention that in the adverts.

Now you mention it, they show you how to brush your teeth yet never show you how to apply your haemorrhoid cream. I wonder why that is?

[Gary Prentice]

5 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Now you mention it, they show you how to brush your teeth yet never show you how to apply your haemorrhoid cream. I wonder why that is?

That's made me think! 

While we're on the subject, have you a tip for the best answer in the chemists, when the pharmacist asks "Have you used this ointment before?"

 

"Yes", acknowledging that you've had piles previously, or,

"No", and have to listen to an explanation in front of all the other customers.

 

A question to ponder on for the rest of the day. 

[eggsarascal]

4 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

That's made me think! 

While we're on the subject, have you a tip for the best answer in the chemists, when the pharmacist asks "Have you used this ointment before?"

 

"Yes", acknowledging that you've had piles previously, or,

"No", and have to listen to an explanation in front of all the other customers.

 

A question to ponder on for the rest of the day. 

Easily circumnavigated, "Morning madam, could I have some pile cream a box of XL nodders".

[felixthelogchopper]

48 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Now you mention it, they show you how to brush your teeth yet never show you how to apply your haemorrhoid cream. I wonder why that is?

I'll give you a headstart; don't use your toothbrush.