csservices

Felled a pop for a mate last week and got rid of 2 loads to a mate of his but was left with 1 load, mainly the trunk and base, to get rid of. There was about a level transit full a large unsplit rings. He managed to find someone to buy them off him for 100 quid. Why can't I find people like that. The git

Thats called the "gift of the gab" if they want any more I've got about 15 ton of pop sat on yard still

I usually just say its not up to me as I'm subbing and you will have to ask the boss when he turns up

Cause we're in the northern hemisphere. Strimmers spin the opposite way in the southern hemisphere. Everyone knows that!!!

Haha beat me to it

I've got a loader tractor and a skidsteer and to be honest 9 times out of ten the loader tractor gets used round the yard for shifting timber and everything else

Todays job was planting the hedges to finish the fencing job I put pics on of the other week, ground was rock hard, had to start the slits and then had the customer watering them for me so could get the spade in deep enough to be able to plant, all done 150 beech and 160 hawthorn, sore knees and bad back in the morn, I'm getting too old for that kind of job

Windy here, got up this morning to find the door of my greenhouse in the middle of the lawn!

I blame reading this thread , for the first time in ages I woke up about half a dozen times last night, not for long periods just wake up, turn over go back to sleep and same again couple hours later, only herbal sleeping pills that usually knock me out are the tesco's own brand ones, downside is give me a stinking headache day after so not sure which is worst

I rang them last year as I was struggling to pay what i owed, they point blank refused to give me a payment plan and one time when I rang to check they had had a payment as it hadnt been credited on my tax statement I got a half hour lecture concluding with asking me how much my van was worth, pointe dout if I sold my van they would'nt be getting the rest of the money as I wouldnt be able to work, worst of it all was my accountant told me I would get the tax back as I had made a loss the year after and then told me I wouldnt get it after all and charged me £600 for the privilege, needless to say looking for a new accountant for this year

Last return spring I put on was a pain in the rear, ended up drilling right through the end and using the little tensioning bar as the pin to hold the tension, took a bit of a fight to tighten it up though, sure they used to be alot easier

thats the ticket looks like a good piece of kit when we were in whitby last week we went on the road between whitby and pickering and on the moors there was baled up heather have they started using heather for biomass or for some other reason

I do know someone up in the peak district who was contracted for mowing and baling of heather to use it for re-seeding areas of moorland where the grass had taken over, the grass was cleared first and then the heather bales were taken to site and rolled out again to re-seed the heather

water in meat is just a tiny, tiny matter

 

CODEX Alimentarius: Home

I know mate, been farming all my life, theres not a week goes by without some health scare/problem turning up, we try and produce as much of our own meat as possible now, run hereford cross for beef, grass fed only and hung for 21 days you don't get beef like that in the supermarket, make my own sausages using decent cuts and dry cure my own bacon, and we also have our own lamb, trouble is keeping hold of enough for ourselves once friends and family find out, just got to get the veg patch sorted properly and should be getting towards self sufficent

they do in England

Ripley on a saturday night

he aint exactly an academic is he more a comedian same as the torys really:thumbup:

True, but the point is still valid, all these "representative" polls are only representative of whoever was passing the person conducting the poll at the time or of whoever took the time to respond to a poll by telephone/email etc, so basically it may as well be made up

This entire minority argument is flawed i think it should be called the silent majority, a hell of a lot of people don't speak out for fear of being labeled as extreme, but polls that prove approx 60% of the population are against the tax payer contributing to her funeral tells its own story:sneaky2:

99.9% of statistics are made up on the spot-Spike Milligan

From memory supermarkets are allowed to add a certain percentage of water to meat, why I have no idea as it is purely a profit making exercise, the water in bacon is from brine curing, if you dont want the summy water in the pan get dry cured

None here yet, but the curlews and peewits are about, cock pheasants are coloured up and the skylarks were singing away in the sunshine the other day so I reckon its going the right way

Its something I've been pondering over for a long time, as when hedgelaying alot of brash is produced which is usually burnt on site, whereas if there was a way of processing it into a usable product it would add value to the job and be more enviromentally friendly.

Makes nice sloe gin .....

Yep it does, will make sure I leave some for it

I didn't think blackthorn grew big enough to need splitting?

 

Doesn't green wood always split easier?

I've got some at the farm to take out as have been uprooted by the snow, the biggest ones are 8-10 inch diameter and 20 odd foot tall, split it green, season it well and it burns hot as coal

From memory you have to change it to agricultural machine on the taxation class, which I think to do you have to prove to vosa that it has been modified to use it for agriculture, but don't quote me on that

theres lies,damn lies and theres journalism ( mark twain I think?)

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"Lies, damned lies, and statistics" is a phrase describing the persuasive power of numbers, particularly the use of statistics to bolster weak arguments. It is also sometimes colloquially used to doubt statistics used to prove an opponent's point.

The term was popularised in the United States by Mark Twain (among others), who attributed it to the 19th-century British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli (1804–1881): "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." However, the phrase is not found in any of Disraeli's works and the earliest known appearances were years after his death. Other coiners have therefore been proposed, and the phrase is often attributed to Twain himself.

[edit]History

Mark Twain popularized the saying in "Chapters from My Autobiography", published in the North American Review in 1906. "Figures often beguile me," he wrote, "particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: 'There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.'"[1]

Alternative attributions include, among many others (such as Walter Bagehot and Arthur James Balfour) the radical journalist and politician Henry Du Pré Labouchère (1831–1912), and Leonard H. Courtney, who used the phrase in 1895 and two years later became president of the Royal Statistical Society.[2] Courtney referred to a future statesman, not a past one.[3]

The earliest instance of the phrase found in print dates to a letter written June 8, 1891, published June 13, 1891, The National Observer p. 93(-94): NATIONAL PENSIONS [To the Editor of The National Observer] London, 8 June 1891 "Sir,--It has been wittily remarked that there are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third and most aggravated is statistics. It is on statistics and on the absence of statistics that the advocate of national pensions relies....." Later, in October 1891, as a query in Notes and Queries, the pseudonymous questioner, signing as "St Swithin", asked for the originator of the phrase, indicating common usage even at that date.[3] The pseudonym has been attributed to Eliza Gutch.[4] Courtesy of Wikipedia

This is brilliant

 

She is responsible for ALL the ills in the world, no doubt when Korea drop the bomb it will be her fault

Society has to blame someone

Been thinking about this today and have come to the conclusion it is pointless discussing the whole thatcher era with anyone under the age of around 50, they simply were'nt there and dont know the devastation she and her government caused!

I was there but I must have been enjoying my free milk too much too notice

Have to agree there, I think they just sit at the back of your mind subconciously niggling away and just add to other stresses, so from now on I reckon if I get a spare couple of hours its off to the wood or something similar

Granted so why would you defend Thatcher??

I'm not defending her, what I'm saying is she had the balls to do what she thought was right, same as Churchill did, unlike any politician we've had since who can talk us all dizzy and still end up doing nothing